Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.”—John Wilmot
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry
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