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Teddy Jokes

Thanksgiving Puns
What is a teddy bearโ€™s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
Food puns
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Cake Puns
Why couldnโ€™t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Birthday Puns
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for meโ€ฆIโ€™m stuffed
Puns
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" she asks.
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Water Puns
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
One Liners for Kids
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Theyโ€™re always stuffed!
Birthday Jokes
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for meโ€ฆ Iโ€™m stuffed!
Bear Puns
Why didnโ€™t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Why didnโ€™t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
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