Subject

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisstory.
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!"
There's this subject called chemistry
how it works is a total mystery
it is an atom
says my madam
but all I see is my misery.

(By Faaizah)
A robber walks into a bank and points the gun at the receptionist
"Give me all your money or you're Geography!" 'Don't you mean "or you're History"?'
"*DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"*
What was the seal's favorite subject in school?
ART ART ART!
What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and says, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!"
The teller replies, "Don't you mean history?"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill