String Jokes

My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Violinist Caught following a String of Robberies.
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
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