It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.