Strike Jokes

What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
Why was the mother rattlesnake sad?
The time had come for her children to strike out on their own.
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
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