Stranger

I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the

After a while the boy says: "Hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared.”
“How do you think I feel?" Said the stranger. "I have to walk back alone."
What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.