Stranger

I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the

After a while the boy says: "Hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared.”
“How do you think I feel?" Said the stranger. "I have to walk back alone."