Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
It was stainless steel.
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Professor: "What's a hydraulic ram used for?" "It's where you get steel wool!"
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
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