Thereโs been a murder, a woman was killed, found in a bathtub, partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the house and questioned the poor womanโs spouse. Heโd just come home from working all night and found her like that, a terrible sight. The younger policeman looked on with dismay. Heโd never forget that terrible day. He saw the young woman from behind the door and empty milk cartons all over the floor, Scattered strawberries, slices of fruit, and spoonfuls of sugar and honey to boot. โWho could have done this terrible thing?โ His voice had a horrified, pitiful ring. โJust look at the clues,โ replied Sargeant Miller. โIt looks like the work of a cereal killer.โ (Albert Van Hoogmoed)
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear... So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
You may be getting older if...
When your spouse says, โLetโs go upstairs and make love,โ and you answer, โPick one, I canโt do both!โ
When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and youโre barefoot.
When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
When you donโt care where your spouse goes, just as long as you donโt have to go along.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
When getting a little actionโ means you donโt need to take any fiber today.
When โGetting luckyโ means you find your car in the parking lot.
And of course - When an โall-nighterโ means not getting up to pee!
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You may be getting older if...
When your spouse says, โLetโs go upstairs and make love,โ and you answer, โPick one, I canโt do both!โ
When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and youโre barefoot.
When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
When you donโt care where your spouse goes, just as long as you donโt have to go along.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
When getting a little actionโ means you donโt need to take any fiber today.
When โGetting luckyโ means you find your car in the parking lot.
And of course - When an โall-nighterโ means not getting up to pee!
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