Spice Jokes

Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
My girlfriend was seasoning the soup. I asked, "What spice is that?", and she replied "Sage".
I said, "Sounds wise".
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