I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m, And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus. A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN. If you force se* on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow? So you know if you're cumming or going
How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow.