Sperm

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
A sperm, alack and forsooth
Was at its moment of sexual truth
It had hoped to fall
On the womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to its death on a tooth!
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows.
I finally framed my certificate for being able to shoot my sperm 15m,
And I can’t believe how far I’ve come.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus. A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN. If you force se* on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? you choose.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow? So you know if you're cumming or going
How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow.