Sperm Jokes

I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, Bird Study Shows.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
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