Snap Jokes

I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
How does a crab go when it's right?
"Aw, snap!"
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
There once was a man from the Wold
Who loved drinking beer icy cold.
As he reached for his cup,
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Oooh, snap! You've been limerickrolled!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
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