When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
My coworkers brought me a bunch of cards to celebrate my birthday
Each one gave me one with a single word printed on it. The first said "extravagant", while the next one said "surplus". These were followed by cards that said "abundance", "excess", and "overflowing". Before I read any more I had to stop because I was overcome with emotion. It was all too much.
I'm optimistically single.
My bed is half full.