Single

All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!
That recently single dude Martin
told his ex-wife "Since our partin'
I've had women and men
Several geese and a hen
and a Hoover, and that's just for startin'."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : "Every time you smile,feel like inviting you to my place. "
Man: "Oh really? Are you single?"
Woman: "No. I'm a dentist."
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws.
My coworkers brought me a bunch of cards to celebrate my birthday
Each one gave me one with a single word printed on it. The first said "extravagant", while the next one said "surplus". These were followed by cards that said "abundance", "excess", and "overflowing". Before I read any more I had to stop because I was overcome with emotion. It was all too much.
I'm optimistically single.
My bed is half full.
What do you call a condiment with a hit single? a must"heard"
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
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