Shelf

Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
I have no shelf control.
Stay true to your shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...
A pile of books fall onto Sean Connery's head
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame!"
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.