Shadow Jokes

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following too close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!
Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? She had a make-up exam!
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
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