Sets Jokes

There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables and sets them down on the bar.
The bartender said: "Now don't you start anything!"
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
I always start my day with makeup. It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
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