Scoop

Did you hear about the paparazzo who was found eating unborn children? He was found in the abortion clinic bins looking for the inside scoop.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream? A uni-cone.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.