Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Did you hear about the paparazzo who was found eating unborn children? He was found in the abortion clinic bins looking for the inside scoop.
What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream? A uni-cone.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
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