Sail Jokes

Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?
It was too far to swim.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
I bought a boat because it was for sail.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
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