Riding Jokes

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding their horses.
Tonto stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground.
He looks up at the Lone Ranger and says, "Buffalo come".
The Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
My lesbian friend said that it's been so long since she made love to another woman, she didn't know if she'd remember how..
I told her not to worry, it's just like riding a dyke.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk butt off the carousel.
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
There once was a girl from Hoboken,
who swore her cherry was broken,
from riding her bike,
on a cobblestone pike,
but it was really broken from pokin'.
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