A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
A young man had just returned home from culinary school and was telling his family about everything he had learned. "The most interesting thing I learned was about the French Fry", he told them. "Combing through historical records, we found that it was not first fried in France!" His family was astounded, and asked where it was fried originally.