Return

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?
So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
There was an Old Man of Dundee,
Who frequented the top of a tree;
When disturbed by the crows,
He abruptly arose,
And exclaimed, 'I'll return to Dundee.'
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it. Here are some of our favorite corny puns that are so bad they’re good.
I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me....
I'll return.