My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result. Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
Lawyer: "Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?" Doctor: "Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination." (Taken from an actual trial)
Lawyer: "Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?" Doctor: "Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination." (Taken from an actual trial)
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