Research Jokes

Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?
He had seen some sh*t go down.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
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