Research Jokes

Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people donโ€™t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?
He had seen some sh*t go down.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They arenโ€™t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Money wonโ€™t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
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