Remain Jokes

The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The teamโ€™s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didnโ€™t want to be called out for travelling.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
โ€œBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.โ€
Abraham Lincoln
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