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Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

- Ray Romano.
“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they’re born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

- Ray Romano.
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
She wanted a microwave for her birthday...
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
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