Rate Jokes

That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate upโ€ฆ
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee thatโ€™s getting my heart rate up?
Vladimir Putin's approval rate is 80%...
The other 20% are missing.
My football teammate asked me, โ€œOn a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?โ€
I gave him a high five.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
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