Rate Jokes

That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Vladimir Putin's approval rate is 80%...
The other 20% are missing.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
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