Rate Jokes

My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
Vladimir Putin's approval rate is 80%...
The other 20% are missing.
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