Ram Jokes

One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Professor: "What's a hydraulic ram used for?" "It's where you get steel wool!"
My computer has a language
That is foreign to me
It speaks of RAM and Gigabytes
And what could ROM be!
I don’t understand the Windows
My computer says are there
Nor the Gem Clip at the side of my page
Wth eyes that blink and stare!
I don’t unerstand the cures
That maintenance wizards do
It’s called defragmenter, span disk,
And virus cleaning too!
Yet, computer and I work hand and eye
With a mouse to translate
The tasks that I want it to do
While it points out my mistakes!
(Burmah M. Teague)
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
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