Proper Jokes

What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
what do you need to have proper grammar?
a proper grampar.
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
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