Proper

Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
what do you need to have proper grammar?
a proper grampar.