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Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
"Mom Pro Tip – If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself." – Unknown
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
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