Pressing

I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
Last night I turned my wife on by ironing one side of her shirt...
I was pressing all the right buttons.
I stopped ironing my clothes.
I have less pressing concerns.
My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover.
I told her I was pressing my luck
That cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
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