Preferred

What kind of process is Marriage? A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?
He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.