Preferred Jokes

My wife showed me two of her mother’s quilts and asked me which one I preferred.
I said, “I refuse to make blanket statements.”
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
What kind of process is Marriage? A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?
He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
“The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.”
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
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