Preferred

Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters?
He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What kind of process is Marriage? A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.