Predict Jokes

Forget about the past, you canโ€™t change it. Forget about the future, you canโ€™t predict it. Forget about
the present, I didnโ€™t get you one.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
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