Potter Jokes

Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
They were past their hexpiration date!
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
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