Potter Jokes

I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
They were past their hexpiration date!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
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