Potter

What do you call a persian that smokes pot? Harry Potter.
Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
They were past their hexpiration date!
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
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