Jokes > Tags > Points

Points

Knife Puns
My friend is trying to persuade me to invest in his knife making business.
He made some excellent points.
Dragon Puns
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A robber walks into a bank and points the gun at the receptionist
"Give me all your money or you're Geography!" 'Don't you mean "or you're History"?'
"*DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"*
Dad Jokes
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and says, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!"
The teller replies, "Don't you mean history?"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
Science Puns
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!"
Pear Puns
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
Hockey Puns
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Train Puns
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Banana puns
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Dragon Jokes
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
Contact us | Help | About us | Terms | Privacy policy | Categories | Collections