Points

What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
My friend is trying to persuade me to invest in his knife making business.
He made some excellent points.
A robber walks into a bank and points the gun at the receptionist
"Give me all your money or you're Geography!" 'Don't you mean "or you're History"?'
"*DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"*
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and says, "Give me all your money or you’re geography!"
The teller replies, "Don't you mean history?"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!"
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
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