Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin.
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement'.
If you pull the pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back in it so it won't explode?
I kinda need a quick response...
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