Picnic

What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
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