Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
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