"The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed." – Anonymous
“You’re making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be." - Anonymous
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.” – @simoncholland
“If you like people who do stupid sh#t all the time, become a parent." – Kelly Oxford
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry
“As a parent you’ve only got one job to do: Keep your daughter off the pole.”
- Chris Rock.
“I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn’t do what I wanted, I’d kill him.”
- Katherine Hepburn.
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”
- Andy Richter.
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
- Lane Olinghouse.
“If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.”
- Bette Davis.
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