"The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed." โ Anonymous
โYouโre making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be." - Anonymous
โNo one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.โ โ @simoncholland
โIf you like people who do stupid sh#t all the time, become a parent." โ Kelly Oxford
โA perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.โ โDave Barry
โAs a parent youโve only got one job to do: Keep your daughter off the pole.โ
- Chris Rock.
โI would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didnโt do what I wanted, Iโd kill him.โ
- Katherine Hepburn.
โI would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.โ
- Andy Richter.
โThe quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.โ
- Lane Olinghouse.
โIf you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.โ
- Bette Davis.
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