Pacific Jokes

Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic

But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
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