Out Jokes

Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
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