Out Jokes

Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
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