Out Jokes

For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
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