Obvious

My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.
He was always going on about those darn tree-huggers.
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath.
I still don't know if I like self-checkout.