Obvious Jokes

My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
โ€œI married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.โ€โ€”Cameron Esposito
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath.
I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.
He was always going on about those darn tree-huggers.
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
โ€œNo spit, Sherlock.โ€
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