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Food Quotes
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Nuts Puns
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Point me to the nearest bar.
Deer Puns
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Dog Puns
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
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