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Dog Puns
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Point me to the nearest bar.
Food Quotes
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
Deer Puns
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Nuts Puns
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
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