Mug Jokes

The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.
It cost $14.99
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
What did the home owner say to the mug shot when he put it up on his wall
"You've been framed!"
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
What side of the mug is the handle on?
The outside.
How do cups get their money?
They mug people.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A cellfie.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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