Mixer

How do you get red color from green color?
You put frog in mixer.
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
He's feeling much batter now.
A hand mixer started a speakeasy.
It was a wisk-y business.
My mixer broke down today. I'm very sad to part with it, I couldn't have whisked for a better friend.
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