Mentioned Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaohโ€™s court.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.
โ€œIโ€™m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didnโ€™t understand, she had to explain, โ€˜Thatโ€™s like three Mercedes.โ€™ Then I understood.โ€ โ€“ Brooke Shields
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