Melt Jokes

Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
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