"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff." - Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.