What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”