Luggage Jokes

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
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