Luggage

What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
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