Luggage Jokes

Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
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