Looking Jokes

Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Iโ€™ve been looking for you, and I hope youโ€™re as sweet as jelly beans.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
Can I take your temperature? Youโ€™re looking hot today.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
Not to be cheesy, but youโ€™re looking really gouda.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, โ€˜Wow, how beautiful.โ€™ But now that Iโ€™m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! Iโ€™d stop spinning just by looking at you.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
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