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Mall Pick Up Lines
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Excuse me! Do you know whereโ€™s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Christian Pick Up Lines
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolateโ€ฆ Well, here I am!
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you donโ€™t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
Funny Aging Quotes
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, itโ€™s a sure sign youโ€™re getting old." - Mark Twain
"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." - Robert Brault
"Thereโ€™s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty donโ€™t look the way they used to and itโ€™s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. Itโ€™s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
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